Another in the ongoing series where I talk back to those prolific spammers.Who Date Time Size Subject
Phone Services 05/28/2007 02:50 PM 3,643 1000s of Ringtones at No-Charge
I just don’t understand why anyone pays for ringtones. My phone is not one of the fancy ones, but I can take any mp3 from my computer and put it on my phone and use it as a ringtone. (Currently - and for about a year - it has been Final Fantasy by Salsa Commodity. It has a long, rockin’ lead-in, and I like the song.)
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OldNavyGift 06/03/2007 04:03 AM 6,868 1000US Old Navy Card FREE
TargetCard 05/24/2007 04:16 AM 6,058 Complimentary 1000USD TARGET Card
Is there really ANYONE out there DUMB enough to believe they’ll get $1000 absolutely FREE? Come on, people, use your heads!! If you get ANYTHING out of this (other than more spam), it will be a $1000 credit card at 22% interest. There is just nothing else to say to anyone who would click on this offer…at least, nothing that I can say in front of the kids…
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BestNews M:arketing Gazette 05/29/2007 02:02 AM 5,362 Are You Ever A Dummy!
Well, that’s no way to get me to buy your product!
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Quantum Mind Coach 06/03/2007 11:57 AM 7,461 Beyond the Secret
OOooo - now we’re getting all sci-fi , Jedi.
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Brent 05/29/2007 09:50 AM 9,720 Computer Dork turns Millionaire
A bit behind on the news, are we?
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PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 09:28 AM 7,662 Detect and eliminate errors 250166 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 05:45 PM 7,697 Detect and eliminate errors 384633 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 06:46 AM 7,736 Detect and eliminate errors 577910 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 01:10 PM 7,675 Detect and eliminate errors 648223 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/25/2007 02:16 AM 7,672 Detect and eliminate errors 713054 that are slowing down your PC
Will it figure out why my computer seems to be randomly inserting number strings into the subject lines of your emails?
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Your ARN 06/04/2007 09:03 AM 1,734 Do you want $5 000 or 5Ringtones?
Well, that’s a dumb question.
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Shawn C. 05/30/2007 10:10 AM 3,211 user@mydomain.com, Forget about paying for this….
Gladly.
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Izetta 06/02/2007 12:06 PM 1,997 I Could Just Scream ruth!
Tell me about it.
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Dani Johnson 05/30/2007 09:14 AM 6,964 JACK I’ll hlep you earn extra income
You can’t even spell. Not to mention, we don’t have anyone who works here named Jack. So, if you’re that bad at selling your services, I can only imagine how poor the services are…
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Even With bad Credit 05/27/2007 01:34 PM 5,319 Preapproval notice on The Mastercard you Asked for
I guarantee you I didn’t ask for it. You know how I can be so sure? I always read the fine print and I never apply for credit cards. They’re EVIL.
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QualityHealth 05/24/2007 03:32 AM 12,317 Quiz: Is sugar affecting your mood?
No…it’s this !@#$ spam that’s affecting my mood. Now, where did I put that Hershey bar?
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Samantha Mathis 05/26/2007 05:12 PM 4,423 SEiXUALLY-EgXPLiICIT: pot opera work done
Janice Amelia 05/29/2007 03:41 PM 3,347 SEnUXALLY-EXPbLIuCIT: along birth good eel
Brittney Ariana 05/26/2007 04:29 PM 3,733 SEUX8ALLY-EX4LPI1CIT: toys moves lose folds
EEwww…
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BNMG - Issue May 26, 2007 05/26/2007 02:23 PM 4,861 The end of Amway?
Geez, I hope so!
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Elijah 05/24/2007 08:23 PM 8,250 Vi@gRa mail for the best customer!
OK, I don’t have a comment. I just thought that was funny.
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Maria Johnson 05/28/2007 07:13 AM 7,438 You deserve more!
No, I deserve less…less spam.