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Miscellaneous Monday

I don’t remember where I read it, but I really liked someone’s description of someone else as generating more heat than light. I sometimes catch myself being exactly that way. I’m reacting to a situation, heating things up, but not really solving things…not really shedding any light on the problem. So, are you generating more heat than light, lately?

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On Hatrack’s Uncle Orson Reviews Everything, author Orson Scott Card reminds us of the differennce between discreet (able to keep a secret) and discrete (distinctly separated). I’ve got a method for remembering these:

  • keep and discreet both have a double e

  • in discrete, the e’s are separated

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Card also gives a good review to the movie “Surf’s Up”. (He was surprised he liked it.) I had a bit of a different reaction, but I think it was because of the expectations I had going into it.

You see, (as anyone who knows me well knows,) I am a Beach Boys fan. I’m also a fan of Instrumental Surf Music (you might think of Wipeout or Tequila). So, I had a playlist all set up and was telling my youngest son what songs we could expect to hear. I was disappointed. There was a punk version of Wipeout (the scene in the cave slides). I think I hear a little bit of The Jetty in the first scene with the boneyards. But that was it. The producers picked a rag-tag collection of newer music. I did like some of it, but it wasn’t what I had expected.

As for the storyline, I’d describe it as “pretty good”. I thought it was pretty obvious how things would turn out, but I won’t give that away here. There were lots of funny parts - my son was repeating parts of the movie days later. There was a lot of what I call “bathroom humor”, and I don’t care for that. In one case, it was even inaccurate: you pee on jellyfish stings, not on Sea Urchin stings. And really, they didn’t have to use pee. They were in their house by then, so they could’ve used vinegar. It was a cheap joke. They did a great job of believable animated water, but the surfing wasn’t very interesting. Part of the plot line was the difference in the surfing styles (long board vs short), and I thought they’d really play that up as part of how the competition played out. But they didn’t. Another suggestion would’ve been to change out the nieces and nephews (who served as a sort of Greek chorus, people “in the know” about the thing -I-won’t-give-away, and a cheap source of potty humor) - and replace them with a bunch of “old timers tourists”. They could’ve still been “in the know” and provided potty humor, but they could’ve provided some of their quips in the form of tributes to surf songs. Some of their comments could’ve been lines from the Beach Boys songs, or - if you can handle taking it a step farther - they could even have done a little barbershop quartet. Dorky, but hey - those kids were dorky, too.

Anyway…it was a cute kids movie with no major plot flaws and nothing to be offended over other than the bathroom humor. An excellent all-family choice. But, maybe one to wait for the rentals on.

Speaking of Orson Scott Card, I bet he likes this one. Software that attempts to simulate the populace of the entire world. Seems like we’re definitely creating life from science fiction.

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Speaking of Science Fiction, Cory Doctrow has a new free online book: When_Sysadmins_Ruled_the_Earth. I’ve liked his stuff in the past, and I fully expect to enjoy this novelette as well. If I don’t, well, it is free science fiction, so what’s to complain about?

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BONUS: Two links that look interesting and I haven’t checked out yet:

http://cubert-codepoet.blogspot.com/2007/06/imagining-tenth-dimension.html




http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wwdn/~3/127463347/radio-free-burr.html

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Homemade Ice Cream without the gadget

************I can’t belive I was almost suckered into buying that “Ice Cream Ball” from that catalog…

http://www.kidsdomain.com/craft/icecream.html?trnstl=1

What You Need:

1 tablespoon Sugar
1/2 cup Milk or half & half
1/4 teaspoon Vanilla
6 tablespoons Rock salt
1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
Ice cubes

How To Make It

Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!

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Random Quotes

Aristotle said, “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.”

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Creative people go through 100 bad ideas before they get to one good one. This happens in music. In art. In fashion. In literature. If you want to see how productive an artist has been, you don’t look at what’s on their sketch board or monitor or desk. You look at what’s in the garbage can.  -  Nathan T Freeman (http://www.lotus911.com/nathan/escape.nsf/d6plinks/NTFN-74CHTS)

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In the News…

From the department of the really obvious: Comparison Shopping Saves You Money The OFT (some UK business thing) estimates that by searching more effectively, shoppers could save £150m to £240m each year. The report also suggests that shoppers are hindered by “unexpected additional charges which are sometimes added in the latter stages of a purchase.”

Well, DUH! This isn’t just the case online, either. Comparison shopping when shopping in the real world saves lots of people money, while others who do not do so pay more. And unexpected additional charges happen all the time. (Can I tell you how many times Radio shack, and even Kmart, have offered to sell me an extended warranty on a $40 electronic? Heck - it was only $40! why would I want to pay $10 fo rthe warranty and then another $10 to ship it to be fixed? I’ll just buy a new one (probably a different brand) if it breaks once the manufacturer warranty is up!

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Did you know you can Massage away dead pixels? “Nonconforming or stuck pixels can be a nuisance on an otherwise functional laptop LCD. The pixels usually remain green or red without lighting up properly with the other pixels on the display. Unfortunately, manufacturers will not replace an LCD for just one or two stuck pixels; in fact, some require as many as 10 to 18 dead pixels before they’ll take action. There is a solution, though. Take a soft material, like a felt cloth, and gently rub in a circular motion around the stuck pixel. Performing this trick will usually get the pixel to light up properly. Once you find the right location and pressure to illuminate the pixel, hold your finger there for up to two minutes, and voila, no more stuck pixel. “This is a new one on me. And since eldest was just complaining that Gameboy has a dead pixel, I think I’m going to try it out. However, I wouldn’t go willy-nilly suggesting it to just anyone, and these screens can be easily ruined by too much poking and prodding.

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Digging Holes in the Sand can be fatal - who knew? 

I don’t know what to make of this story. Saying people shouldn’t dig holes at the beach is practically sacriledge. The danger of collapsing sand holes is compared (and the numbers are pretty close) to shark attacks. That means that both are very, very unlikely. (You have a greater chance of being struck by lightning or winning the lottery.) We don’t say that people shouldn’t swim in the ocean at all because there are sharks. I appreciate that people should know there IS a danger. I wholeheartedly agree with the suggestion that children shouldn’t play in sand holes while unsupervised. (Children shouldn’t do pretty much anything completely unsupervised, IMHO.) But they didn’t do a percentage to show how many hole-digging events go without incident. That would be probably be 99.99%. Children have a greater chance of so many more things being harmful…and of missing out on so many joys because of the fear of such rare dangers. I, for one, will not be discouraging the dreams, ambitions, (and busy work) involved in “digging a hole to China”. Nope, you’re not going to convince me to give that up.

In the words of Jimmy Buffett:

Well I’m a tidal pool explorer
From the days of my misspent youth
I believe that down on the beach
Where the seagulls preach
Is where the Chinese buried the truth
So I dig in the sand with my misguided hands
And if I dig deep enough
Hell I just might dig it up
Talkin’ ‘bout treasure
Talkin’ ‘bout pleasure
Talkin’ ‘bout love

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Mission Trip to…Guatemala

My mother and 5 other dear members of my extended family are on their way to Guatemala today. They’ll be there for about a week on a mission trip for the Baptist church. I don’t know all the details of what they’ll be doing, except that they’re taking medical supplies down. This won’t be the first mission trip for most of them. But, I still worry about them.

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In Response to Spam 06/14/2007

Spam says > My response
10 new uses for olive oil > I bet it works great for frying up SPAM.
apolitical inhumane > …and annoying
Can you imagine that you are healthy? > I’ll imagine me healthy. You imagine you doing something other than spamming.
capitalist velour > Sounds like the next Bond girl.
cuss telecommunications > I’d rather curse email marketing.
Dive Into The Elite Singles Scene > Thanks, I’m happy with the Exclusive Married Scene
Double your sales with 100 free sales leads > You need to go back to school for math. First of all, that’s only doubling sales if we assume that (a)I only had 100 customers to begin with and (b)100% of the free sales leads become customers. Highly unlikely that either of those would be true, don’t you think?
Do you want Xanax?> No, but I might need some if this keeps up…
Get Rewarded for Your Time - Business Study > I have a way to get rewarded for my time. It’s called a REAL JOB.
He’s also a real writer, not a hobbyist who chose to lift a pen. (Sender Name = Cervantes)> Ok, there wasn’t a link in this one that tried to sell anything or lead anywhere suspicious. This just verifies my suspicions that someone (spies, spammers, someone) uses spam as a form of underground communication. Now they’re arguing about writers.
Indicate Interest. > No. I have no interest.
Inserts t into a. > Doesn’t work that way. You need to get out more.
Just launched new web site for proven self-investors > If you can proved you given money to someone for a work-at-home scheme before, and you still aren’t a millionaire, we’d like you to give us some money, too!
nick inhibited (Sender=Band-aid) > That’s cute.
We could help you find the right gym for you > Great, because it’s so hard to figure out which one is closest to my house or least expensive. Those two phone calls really killed me last time.

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Quote: HTML

HTML is a text markup language, not a display description language. If your work tells the browser what the page looks like but never quite gets around to telling it what it means, then, as a developer or designer, you haven’t really done your job.

- Stan Rogers

http://stanrogers.blogspot.com/2007/06/lets-see-where-were-we.html

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Monday bits and pieces

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/10/wisc.shooting.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstoriesSooo sad. When will people realize that killing everyone is not the answer? If you are miserable, get help. Check yourself into an institution. If you must, kill just yourself. But don’t kill other people. It isn’t a punishment to them, and it doesn’t teach them a lesson. It only makes other people, who are often innocent, miserable. And killing children is just horrendous.

On another note, in this same article the neighbors said they hadn’t been concerned at the sound of gunfire on Saturday at 10:30 pm because “I thought it was firecrackers because it’s so close to the Fourth of July,” she said. <sarcasm>Yes. Saturday June 9 is when we start setting them off, too.</sarcasm>

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to fix their business problem requires about 10% technology and 90% implementation (the cultural obstacles, the training requirements and the overall business change required) - “Tony” on http://www.edbrill.com/ebrill/edbrill.nsf/dx/domino-vs-sharepoint-redux-a-week-in-the-field?opendocument&comments#anc1

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http://www.thebudgetgraph.com/poster/

Attractive graphical chart of the US Budget. Sounds boring, but it’s actually way cool, and a must for every classroom and anyone with political interests.

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http://blog.creativethink.com/2007/06/a_jesus_joke.html

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VIA http://www.happiness-project.com/happiness_project/

“The true spirit of conversation consists more in bringing out the cleverness of others than in showing a great deal of it yourself; he who goes away pleased with himself and his own wit is also greatly pleased with you. Most men would rather please than admire you; they seek less to be instructed, and even to be amused, than to be praised and applauded; the most delicate of pleasures is to please another person.” –La Bruyere**************The more scared we are of a work or calling, the more sure we can be that we have to do it….If it meant nothing to us, there’d be no Resistance.

The War of Art, Steven Pressfield

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In Response to Spam 6/4/2007

Another in the ongoing series where I talk back to those prolific spammers.Who Date Time Size Subject

Phone Services 05/28/2007 02:50 PM 3,643 1000s of Ringtones at No-Charge

I just don’t understand why anyone pays for ringtones. My phone is not one of the fancy ones, but I can take any mp3 from my computer and put it on my phone and use it as a ringtone. (Currently - and for about a year - it has been Final Fantasy by Salsa Commodity. It has a long, rockin’ lead-in, and I like the song.)

Who Date Time Size Subject

OldNavyGift 06/03/2007 04:03 AM 6,868 1000US Old Navy Card FREE
TargetCard 05/24/2007 04:16 AM 6,058 Complimentary 1000USD TARGET Card

Is there really ANYONE out there DUMB enough to believe they’ll get $1000 absolutely FREE? Come on, people, use your heads!! If you get ANYTHING out of this (other than more spam), it will be a $1000 credit card at 22% interest. There is just nothing else to say to anyone who would click on this offer…at least, nothing that I can say in front of the kids…

Who Date Time Size Subject

BestNews M:arketing Gazette 05/29/2007 02:02 AM 5,362 Are You Ever A Dummy!

Well, that’s no way to get me to buy your product!

Who Date Time Size Subject

Quantum Mind Coach 06/03/2007 11:57 AM 7,461 Beyond the Secret

OOooo - now we’re getting all sci-fi , Jedi.

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Brent 05/29/2007 09:50 AM 9,720 Computer Dork turns Millionaire

A bit behind on the news, are we?

Who Date Time Size Subject

PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 09:28 AM 7,662 Detect and eliminate errors 250166 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 05:45 PM 7,697 Detect and eliminate errors 384633 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 06:46 AM 7,736 Detect and eliminate errors 577910 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/28/2007 01:10 PM 7,675 Detect and eliminate errors 648223 that are slowing down your PC
PC Error Detection 05/25/2007 02:16 AM 7,672 Detect and eliminate errors 713054 that are slowing down your PC

Will it figure out why my computer seems to be randomly inserting number strings into the subject lines of your emails?

Who Date Time Size Subject

Your ARN 06/04/2007 09:03 AM 1,734 Do you want $5 000 or 5Ringtones?

Well, that’s a dumb question.

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Shawn C. 05/30/2007 10:10 AM 3,211 user@mydomain.com, Forget about paying for this….

Gladly.

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Izetta 06/02/2007 12:06 PM 1,997 I Could Just Scream ruth!

Tell me about it.

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Dani Johnson 05/30/2007 09:14 AM 6,964 JACK I’ll hlep you earn extra income

You can’t even spell. Not to mention, we don’t have anyone who works here named Jack. So, if you’re that bad at selling your services, I can only imagine how poor the services are…

Who Date Time Size Subject

Even With bad Credit 05/27/2007 01:34 PM 5,319 Preapproval notice on The Mastercard you Asked for

I guarantee you I didn’t ask for it. You know how I can be so sure? I always read the fine print and I never apply for credit cards. They’re EVIL.

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QualityHealth 05/24/2007 03:32 AM 12,317 Quiz: Is sugar affecting your mood?

No…it’s this !@#$ spam that’s affecting my mood. Now, where did I put that Hershey bar?

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Samantha Mathis 05/26/2007 05:12 PM 4,423 SEiXUALLY-EgXPLiICIT: pot opera work done
Janice Amelia 05/29/2007 03:41 PM 3,347 SEnUXALLY-EXPbLIuCIT: along birth good eel
Brittney Ariana 05/26/2007 04:29 PM 3,733 SEUX8ALLY-EX4LPI1CIT: toys moves lose folds

EEwww…

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BNMG - Issue May 26, 2007 05/26/2007 02:23 PM 4,861 The end of Amway?

Geez, I hope so!

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Elijah 05/24/2007 08:23 PM 8,250 Vi@gRa mail for the best customer!

OK, I don’t have a comment. I just thought that was funny.

Who Date Time Size Subject

Maria Johnson 05/28/2007 07:13 AM 7,438 You deserve more!

No, I deserve less…less spam.

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